Helms Comments On Bar Incident, The Great Khali Gets A Promotion, Mania Buys

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-- Gregory Helms has posted a blog on his MySpace regarding an incident at a bar on Monday night. Helms was assaulted in a club in Johnston County, North Carolina, by an acquaintance, Dustin Narron. An argument between the two of them led to Narron hitting Helms in the face. Narron was later charged with assault and battery. Here is Helms' statement:

Just a quick note to let everyone know I'm fine. I hate when my name is attached to such retardedness (is that even a word) but sometimes, no matter how hard one tries, trouble can find it's way to you. Kinda like how bugs are drawn to a light. After breaking my neck and losing my mom in the same year, the last thing I need to happen is to be arrested for beating up some chumpstain in a bar fight. I've always been amazed when people try to fight pro wrestlers. I mean, I understand or at least I try to understand that having any kind of celebrity status, no matter how major or minor, puts a bull's-eye on your back, but what do these people think? Do they think that they are gonna get our contract if they somehow win the fight? Do they really think it's gonna prove anything? I remember one time watching some guy try to fight Meng and I was just shocked because there was no way in this world that this guy could beat Meng, yet there he was acting like a total tool! Why??? And then, take my altercation for example, this guy is pretty much known as a career-loser, so did he think that fighting me would somehow make his life better? And what would I have to gain by whooping his ass? Nothing! Which, is why I was trying my best to ignore this jackoff. At least until he decided to swing on me. Important note here, he only swung when he saw I was being held. We got a name for that where I come from, it starts with a "B" and rhymes with bitch! Hell, he's lucky Velvet Sky didn't get a hold of him, as mad as she was, I'd bet a year's salary that she woulda beat him down.
Anyway peeps, thanks for the support as always. And if you go out tonight or this weekend, beware of haters and losers, remember: They are more of them, than there are of us!

-- WWE gives themselves a hearty pat on the back with the following press release regarding the number of pay-per-view buys for WrestleMania XXIV. You can read the release at this link.

-- The Great Khali, who is currently in India, has been promoted from assistant sub inspector to sub inspector by the Punjab police force. Ranjan Gupta told the Associated Press, "He has brought the force international fame and has made us all very proud with his many achievements as a wrestler." He also added, "It was the Punjab Polce that first nurtured and promoted The Great Khali as a bodybuilder and a wrestler." At the moment, it is not known if Khali's promotion will lead to to a raise in salary from the current 15,000 rupees (US$375; €243) a month. You can read the article at this link. The article refers to Khali by his real name, which is Dilip Singh Rana.

As I've said elswhere, I'm a cop nearby, and I used to live in Smithfield close to Helms, and have several friends on the force there.

According to what I'm told, Helms and a guy he was playing pool against got into an argument inside. Mr. Narron, a friend of the guy Helms was playing pool against, got in the middle of it. Mr. Narron is a redneck loser, and a frequent area trouble maker. Mr. Narron was drunk.

Somehow this moved outside and other people came outside to keep them from fighting. As people were holding back Helms from beating the bejesus out of Mr. Narron, Mr. Narron balled up his fist and suckerpunched Helms in the face while he was defenseless.

WOW what a real tough guy to sucker puch Helms like that. I know this Naron aka moron guy was drunk and all, but he should consider himself lucky that Helms didnt retaliated, because Helm would have beated the hell out of him.

PS: Hey WG i know you have heard that song, but i have modified some words in it. So here it is:

Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gona do? Whatcha gona do when Wrestling God comes for you!